apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
"ur otp isn’t real"
"shipping real life people is so weird"
"why do you ship the hot one with the ugly one!!1??"
"they aren’t gay btw"
"get a normal hobby"
"omfg stop going on and on about those people!!!”